I've been writing professionally for 22 years. I've been writing creatively since I could hold a pencil. 

I'm really good at running impactful enterprise-grade content programs. I work to understand the audience and know how to tell stories and craft narratives that they will react to. I build teams of talented, driven, and collaborative writers. I create content strategies that align to and support business goals.  

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One time I went to a circus in a high-school gym and the panther featured in the grand finale act escaped its performance cage. True story. 

I can competently drive a backhoe. 

Every mixed cocktail I have ever made is a horrifying atrocity. Whatever I attempt tastes like bilge water and lighter fluid had a disgusting baby. I can mix baking ingredients like a champ, but as soon as booze enters the chat as an ingredient - I become a danger to myself and others.